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Joke of the Day
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."
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"To brighten your day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."
"*puts baby powder in a crib* *adds water*"
"What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""
"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."
"There's no recipe in this world that raisins can't ruin."
"In the event of death... find peace in Trump."