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Joke of the Day

"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."

"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""

"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."

"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."

"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"

"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."

"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."

"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!"

"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"

"Me: I just souped up my car Person: What kind of engine did you put in it? *cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one."