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Joke of the Day
"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."
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"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"
"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."
"Does your wife know you're single?"
"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"
"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"
"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."
"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."
"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"