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Joke of the Day
"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."
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"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."
"""I have no porpoise!"" -existential marine biologist."
"The leg rests have taken over! Fear the Ottoman Empire!"
"What did the gynaecologist say to the vagina that grabbed his sandwich? Don't, Snatch."
"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
"I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy."
"[Mugshot photographer] Me: now lets do a silly one"
"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."
"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"