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Joke of the Day

"It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be."

"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."

"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."

"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."

"Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands."

"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."

"What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom"

"You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original. I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway."

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"