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Joke of the Day
"Theory: The Winter Olympics were invented by the cowbell industry."
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"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."
"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"
"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."
"[looking at wife as firefighters cut me out of baby swing at playground] It doesn't say its specifically for babies, Karen"
"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."
"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."