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"What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom"
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"Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth"
"If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you."
"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"
"What lives in the sea and yells? A clam shouter."
"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."
"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."
"Little boy has diarrhea and tells his mom he needs viagra Mom replies "" What the hell for?"" Boy replies ""Isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"""
"How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either."
"My girlfriend says she'll break up with me if I don't give up writing I said, ""Sorry babe. Prose before hoes."""