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Joke of the Day

"What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom"

"Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him."

"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."

"How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate."

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"Food service workers should be completely hairless at all times."

"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."

"What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside? An un-in."