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Joke of the Day
"What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister"
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"My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee"
"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""
"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"
"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."
"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"
"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!, I'm gay."