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Joke of the Day

"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous."

"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"

"Life plan: 1. Befriend shady people. 2. Witness a murder. 3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 4. So long student loans!"

"Why did the prostitute get a vagina implanted in her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."

"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."

"I accidentally said ""pastryarchy"" instead of ""patriarchy"" and now I have a vision for a better world"

"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."

"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."

"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."

"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."