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Joke of the Day

"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."

"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""

"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."

"What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie"

"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."

"Don't ever try taking off a penguin's little tuxedo. All that's under there is a dead penguin."

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."

"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"

"Just hugged a sycamore tree before kissing an oak tree. I'm having a treesome lol"