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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to introduce you to someone. Black jelly bean, this is garbage can. Garbage can, this is black jelly bean."

"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""

"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"

"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."

"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"If you think you're having a bad day, the lady who took my order in the drive-thru asked me if my order was to go."

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"

"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."