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Joke of the Day

"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"

"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."

"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"I went to the zoo.. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog. It was a shitzu."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."

"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."

"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."

"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."