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Joke of the Day
"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"
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"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"Him: Do you swallow? Me: Every time I chew."
"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."
"What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?"
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
"[NSFW] Why did the lesbian couple travel through Europe? So the could fuck abroad."
"""We need to talk"" *stop, drops and rolls *Army crawls out of the room"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"