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Joke of the Day
"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"
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"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."
"If gingers are pale because they have no soul... Does that explain why black people have so much soul?"
"I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad."
"A 13 yr old just told me I was cool for an old person. I almost slapped her then she said ""you're like 23, right? I bought her ice cream."
"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."
"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."
"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""
"I can't believe how many people don't know the opposites of these words - always - coming - from - take - me - down"
"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."