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Joke of the Day
"Where do terrorists go when they're on the run? Apparently, they go everywhere."
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"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
"The Great Spam Recycler"
"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."
"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."
"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."
"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"BLONDE LUCK A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, ""Shut up! I'm winning."""