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Joke of the Day

"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"

"I'd like rap a lot better if they sang, played instruments, had talent, and didn't rap."

"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? they are filled with Arab semen."

"My local newspaper was holding a pun contest. So I submitted ten and I was sure one was going to win, but no pun in ten did."

"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"

"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"

"When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever."

"A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Stephen Hawking disagrees."

"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."