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Joke of the Day

"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."

"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] You can't jelly your cock into a baby's ass"

"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "

"A friend of mine got crushed by falling books. He only has his shelf to blame."

"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"

"Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead."

"How do you keep a jack ass in suspense? Sorry, someone just knocked on my door. I will have to submit the answer tomorrow."

"They told me I had to move to Northern Canada. I said I want none of it."

"Me: Every beautiful girl has an ugly friend Girl: That's why my friend is ugly Me: I see. You are just a pair of ugly girls"