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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."

"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"

"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."

"How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer? Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha."

"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""

"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"

"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."

"All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood"

"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."