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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!"

"Today's menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f*ck up!"

"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."

"Why do you call an angry bear? A grrrrrrrizzly bear"

"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."

"(Art Museum) Me:*sees nature painting* *pulls out sharpie* *draws sun in the top left corner* My 5th Grade Art Teacher: *thumbs up* nice"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."

"M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?"