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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."

"What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"*Dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to ""stay"""

"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."

"How do crazy people make it through a forest? They take the psycho-path."

"i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice."

"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."

"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."

"Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies Me: My dad's a serial killer"

"What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool."