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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"

"People think having crabs is a bad thing. Still, at least something's sucking my cock."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

"Do the the fatty acids get picked on by the other acids?"

"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."

"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."

"I just had sex with a 16-year-old girl on an elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."