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Joke of the Day
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? rape"
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"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."
"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."
"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"
"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."
"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."
"Open your mind before your mouth."
"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."
"cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously"""
"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""