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Joke of the Day
"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"
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"Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question"
"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."
"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."
"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."
"Auto correct tries to change the word ""pussies"" to ""Aussies"".... Just saying."
"Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: ""Not always the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist"
"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."