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Joke of the Day

"What is a Lumber-Jack from Massachusetts' favorite drink? A Boston Logger."

"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."

"My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard."

"Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full? Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes."

"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."

"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"

"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."

"STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business"

"A baker gets home from work. He then says ""Time to go to bread""."

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."