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Joke of the Day

"Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other ""Do you like music?"" He replies ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."

"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."

"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"

"What is ""Mary"" short for? She has no legs!"

"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"

"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"

"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"