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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

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"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."
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