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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

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"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"
"I drink Mountain Dew for the protective coating it leaves on my teeth. The kidney stones are a close second."
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."