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Joke of the Day

"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"

"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."

"I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month."

"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."

"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? UNDERLAY! UNDERLAY!"

"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"

"I have a pen pal in North Korea I asked him what's it like there. ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."

"What does a former terrorist playboy say to the officer interrogating him? ""Look, officer, I may be wearing a turban, and I may have a gun on me, but I ain't Bin Laiden years!"""

"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"