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Joke of the Day
"Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy ;)"
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"For the last time... I'm not depressed. This is just how I eat."
"I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but I have my doubts."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A race war."
"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"
"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll fucking tell you!"
"So Halloween is fast approaching... Where I can get one of those cool Guy Fieri masks that all the anarchists are wearing?"
"My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"