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Joke of the Day
"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"
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"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"
"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."
"I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer"
"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
"Settle down, Levi's commercial. You are talking about pants."
"I'm not Catholic, but I've given up picking my belly button for lint."
"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"