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Joke of the Day
"""sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?"" yes it was like a weird pancake"
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"Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!"
"What an old women's vagina taste like? Depends"
"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."
"Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis? Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints"
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be"
"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!! 1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2): Die"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."