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Joke of the Day
"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"
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"What do you call Abby who lives in the city? Downtown Abby"
"What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair? Mein Kampfy chair."
"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."
"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."
"How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them."
"Girl I'm so sorry your parents died, was it Kony? Oh a bus accident. Was Kony driving the bus"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"
"When someone says ""be honest"" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible."
"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."