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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman."

"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."

"Kleptomaniac, frustrated Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke ""why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?"" He couldn't take a joke."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free"

"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"

"What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm"

"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."

"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."