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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."
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"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"
"""Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?"" ""Okay"" *Mom returns with Morgan Freeman* ""I love you mom"""
"What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? Golfers: *smack* Shit! Skydivers: Shit! *smack*"
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"
"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"
"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."