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Joke of the Day
"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"
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"If Killing someone else is homicide... ... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide."
"A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows."
"I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20 They completely ruined our 10th anniversary."
"Astronauts favorite hangout The space bar"
"The Snake Handler The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfinction"
"Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman? He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!"
"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."
"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."
"I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting"