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Joke of the Day

"What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm"

"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"

"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."

"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"

"Did you know; one hamburger only contains 4% of our daily need of vitamine -B This means we need to eat way more hamburgers!"

"Netflix is becoming a viable competitor to cable service So your local cable company is now offering headend and bellend"

"butts are truly the final frontier. to think we know more about SPACE than we do about the human butt. two fleshy mounds of mystery & wonder"

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"

"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."