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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you."

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"My greatest contribution to most situations is just not making it worse."
"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."
"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"
"[NSFW] What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"2 guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff... [www.instantrimshot.com](http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot)"
"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."
"Frozen... Text Message from Wife: Windows frozen. Won't Open. Husband: Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows. Wife: Computer really messed up now. Nothing works."
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
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