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Joke of the Day
"2 guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
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"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."
"She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated."
"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."
"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."
"What did the leper say... What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
"Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle."
"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"
"What brand of underwear did Jesus wear? Fruit of the Womb"