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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it."

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"I hated my job at medieval times because I always got stuck working on the knight shift"

"What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!"

"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"

"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."

"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A solid 10, but imaginary"

"What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul"

"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"