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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"
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"You know what the last thing I said last year was? One!"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."
"I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'"
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"
"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"
"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"