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Joke of the Day

"A white officer pulls over a black man for speeding. The cop tells him to mind how fast he's going, lets him off with a warning, and tells him to have a good day."

"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."

"Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going."

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!"

"Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again"

"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."

"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"

"What happens if you pee on Putin's head? Urine big trouble..."