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Joke of the Day

"A white officer pulls over a black man for speeding. The cop tells him to mind how fast he's going, lets him off with a warning, and tells him to have a good day."

"When I first got my student loans, I thought they were great. Now, they're outstanding!"

"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"

"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."

"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."

"If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood."

"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"

"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."