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Joke of the Day
"My Facebook persona did not sleep well last night."
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"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"
"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""
"Girls are of two types.... Girls are of two types: 1. Boring 2. Interesting Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight; And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!"
"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"
"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""
"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."
"Why did God give women yeast infections? So they would have to know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too."