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Joke of the Day

"Girls are of two types.... Girls are of two types: 1. Boring 2. Interesting Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight; And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!"

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets."

"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."

"What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros? A Hodor..."

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind."

"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"

"My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground."

"Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too."