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Joke of the Day
"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."
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"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."
"I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask... Oops, wrong sub!"
"My favorite one liner ever!!! Last night I walked into a bar it hurt"
"What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? Big League Jew."
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"
"Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot! Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby. 911: What's your emergency?"
"Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense."
"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."
"Why do librarians like the wind? It says, ""Shhh!"" all day!"