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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"
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"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."
"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"
"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."
"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."
"All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak."
"What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7? I'm not scared when the bull charges"
"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""
"Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while."