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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."

"My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt."

"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."

"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?"

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get too the other side lmao memeboi"