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Joke of the Day

"Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister."

"I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide"

"It's great that they're searching for Amelia Earhart again,, But I think we've got to brace these people,, there's a good chance she's not alive"

"Why can't T-rex's clap? Cause they're dead."

"A tree falls in the woods ... and no one is around to hear it, how is it I.T's fault. Because I.T didn't move the woods into the cloud."

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."

"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"

"Why wasn't the cat moving? It was on paws"

"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (as in, heaven). Congrats you've just learned why that joke is that joke. Have a good day, faggot."