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Joke of the Day
"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."
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"A big thank you to whoever spraypainted ""KARATE"" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now."
"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."
"What do religion and a penis have in common? Wave it in someone's face and they'll get mad!"
"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."
"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."
"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."
"I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday."
"What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u"
"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."