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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."
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"What do you call a person with a nose but no body? Nobody knows"
"What's the difference between a redneck and a gay man? A redneck marries his sister. A gay man marries a brotha."
"Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?"
"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."
"After my prostrate exam, the nurse asked me an interesting question. She asked ""Who was the guy in the lab coat?"""
"""Jessica wasn't usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong."" -Investigation Discovery"
"I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth."
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"
"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."