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Joke of the Day
"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"
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"People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?"
"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."
"Britain went to the middle east and are like I'd made a mistake. Iran"
"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."
"What's the difference between... a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball."
"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."