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Joke of the Day
"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."
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"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."
"1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us"
"Knock knock/Who's there/9-11/9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"
"Trump did great, but... ...imagine how much he would have won by if Clinton hadn't rigged the election."
"What is the leading cause of pedophilia in America? Sexy children."
"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"
"What is the opposite of prostitute? Constitute, of course"
"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."