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Joke of the Day
"Britain went to the middle east and are like I'd made a mistake. Iran"
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"So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked."
"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."
"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"
"I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms."
"And on the 8th day, He said ""Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"""
"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."
"An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration."
"Your password must contain 9 letters, a treasure map, Drakes social security # & the sound Marv made on Home Alone when he stepped on a nail"
"Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"