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Joke of the Day
"Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic? Metal fans."
Next Joke
"Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh."
"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"
"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."
"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."
"My wife is fat. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? gay porn"
"There are two rules for success: 1. never tell everything you know."